I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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