Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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