i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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