Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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