I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My hand turned me down
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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