But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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