ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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