i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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