remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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