I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just cropdusted the office
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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