Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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