Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I woke up under a house in Key West
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