You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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