real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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