Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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