well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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