piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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