If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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