Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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