They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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