You're completely useless in the revolution.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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