Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
handjob tips. give me some.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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