Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
