Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
FUCK WHALES
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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