I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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