Already got asked if we're dating
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
