He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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