is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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