We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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