Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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