It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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