Do you still have your period?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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