Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Houston, we have a blender
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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