I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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