Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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