i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
time to smoke my breakfast
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.