Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.