Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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