i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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