At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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