I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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