can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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