Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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