absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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