This girl is more easily done than said...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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