I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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