I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Welp...herpes.
love makes seman taste better
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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