More tranny stories later!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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