Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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