I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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