This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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