That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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