Sry I called you an 8
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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