The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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