She said her name was "party"
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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