in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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